Penelope finds Alex's Finstagram and the whole family, Schneider, and Syd end up in a discussion about consent and sexual harassment. ...

Penelope is failing at school. Schneider reveals another possible addiction. ...

Penelope finds porn on Alex's laptop and decides it's time to talk to him about sex, however, his reluctance to talk leads to a much bigger discovery. ...

Alex and Elena take on school projects that lead them to learn more about their Cuban heritage. Lydia opens up about her experience when she first got to America. ...

Elena's relationship with Carmen makes Lydia suspicious. Penelope tries to throw a birthday party for Dr. Berkowitz. ...

Schneider shows Penelope how to use and app for online dating. She then places herself out on the dating game again after nearly 20 years. ...

Penelope and Elena struggle with being taken seriously as women at school and work. Lydia offers her insight coming from an older generation. ...

The Pembertons kids, Mick and Alba worry for days where Jimmy went. When asked to identify a corpse which may fit his description, they find -despite Alba doubting so- it ...

Children on treasure hunt find in a sewer the fast decomposing corpse of Bruce Kim's estranged wife Kendra. She was in town for Imagicon, a traveling SciFi and Fantasy co ...

As Lois and Hal write their wills in preparation for the baby's birth, they recall various colorful incidents with their four current children. ...

Craig hires an evil helper monkey. Reese catches a burglar and decides that he would like to try being in law enforcement. Francis and Piama are forced to leave Alaska. ...

Lois has to go on jury duty, and Hal tries to figure out what case she is on. Malcolm, Reese, Dewey, and Stevie go sewer pipe exploring. Francis goes ice fishing. ...

Hal has his friends over to his house for their poker game, and tries to impress them in the process. Reese convinces two girls that Stevie has a fatal illness. Malcolm d ...

Upon coming home from school, Dewey adopts a dog named Marshmellow and decides to hold Malcolm and Reese hostage for all the things they did to him while he was growing u ...

Hal has finally made a deal with Ed for the boys to have their own computer. Unfortunately, it doesn't come without favors. They find out that Ed is a philanderer and has ...

While Dewey helps his father Hal overcoming a childhood blockade, Malcolm finds out that Krelboyne Girl Cynthia changed while away for a semester in New York and accident ...

Lois is completely mortified when she is called slovenly at work and is asked to dress up her appearance. ...

Reese lands a part time job at Circus Burger, which seems like a good job. Until he meets his supervisor, Francis' dim-witted friend Richie, who, along with his co-worker ...

Abe invites Hal to his poker round for the first time. Hal is very excited until he finds out this is not as much fun as he thought ... Because Hal is busy losing his mon ...

Dewey tries to prove he can take responsibility by taking care of the class hamster for the weekend, his efforts being ignored by his parents who secretly try to wait out ...

Malcolm, Reese and Dewey volunteer to do charity work at the local church. They soon begin bartering the many items in the church basement in exchange for money, but when ...

Lois, in an attempt to get a break from the family, joins a book club that turns out to be a night off for frustrated housewives, but it all goes a little bit haywire. Me ...

The family takes a vacation with the Kenarbans, sharing a houseboat. And while Steve's parents are caught in a fight, Reese and Steve socialize with some cheerleader from ...

When the family gets a new couch, Hal loses the old one on the way to the dump, causing a train accident with dire consequences for the whole neighborhood. While Hal trie ...

In this episode Craig still lives in Lois and Hal's house, because his one had been burnt down. That costs a lot of things on the whole family. Meanwhile, Malcolm and his ...

Francis organizes a hunger strike to get back the academy's TV, taken away by Commandant Spangler. Meanwhile Malcolm has to go to the hospital, leaving him in the childre ...

When Lois is arrested for having 16 unpaid parking tickets, she makes Francis pay for them and fights the cop in court for falsely accusing her of something she never did ...

Lois' estranged parents, Ida and Victor, pay the family a visit. Right away, trouble starts brewing. Victor bonds with Reese, Ida gets Malcolm into a fight, and Dewey is ...

A new family moves into the next house and the family tries to make friends with them. As it turns out, all but the two men despise each other, which leaves them living t ...

Reese, promising champion of his school's wrestling team, gets beaten by a girl, completely demoralizing him. So he gives up his school-bully carrier, which destabilizes ...

In an attempt to avoid the worst moments of medieval week at his Krelboyne class, Malcolm spins a delicate web of deception for the school therapist. Francis takes over t ...

On the way home from the water park, the family get stuck in a traffic jam after a car crash; During the jam, Malcolm meets a girl, Reese declares war on an ice cream tru ...